Dallas and Fort Worth are no strangers to fancy mansions, for true. But I am almost willing (heavy emphasis on the almost) to bet my aspirational Birkin that your fancypants mansion doesn’t have what our fancy Wednesday WTF mansion has.
Today’s home is located on a picturesque 21 acres in Dover, Massachusetts. It clocks in at 15,369 square feet, and is priced at $15 million.
Gendered language aside (I mean, seriously, can’t I be a gentlewoman farmer?), this listing is the mammaries.
“Impressive, young 21 acre Gentleman’s Farm with exquisite 15, 000sf, six bedroom home designed by renowned Architect Tom Catalano, 2-story carriage house, gorgeous pool, spa, pool house and versatile, young barn that provides solar power to the property. Approached by a long, meandering drive, the setting is private and truly idyllic with its spring-fed pond, acres of open fields and pastures, prolific vegetable gardens and lush landscaping. Unsurpassed architectural detail, beautiful selections and every imaginable amenity combine to create this elegant, yet warm and welcoming, home. Families can work seamlessly from home in three private, fully equipped offices and enjoy downtime in the exercise or golf room, sauna, craft area, theater or just relax with a swim, unwind in the spa or stroll around the acres of private grounds. Whether you’re quarantining and/or working from home, a gentleman farmer, equestrian, car enthusiast or just seeking an incredibly special retreat, this is it!”
I mean, sure, your fancy mansion probably has a grand foyer and multiple living rooms.
And your mansion might have a primary suite with an en-suite bathroom that even includes a jetted tub with hand grips in case your tub is extra jetty, which is something I imagine happens to super rich people bathtubs.
You might have a library for your many leather-bound books and it might even smell of rich mahogany.
Your amazing pad may have an elevator, or even a view or 15.
And of course you’d have a pool, movie room, wine cellar, and gym.
Maybe you even have a separate party house for when you want to invite your guests, but you don’t trust your guests to behave in your fancy mansion.
But do you, no really do you, have a house that is fancy enough to have a potato room?
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