I learned the most fabulous new word the other day. The word is “zaddy.” I told you it is an awesome word.
Zaddy is defined as “a sexually attractive man, especially an older one who is fashionable or charismatic.”
My Spidey sense has me all a tingle. You are thinking, “Oh no Mimi, not one of those columns.”
Yeah baby! It is going to be one of those columns. Zaddy house porn brought to you by yours truly. I am going to be straight with you guys, stop clutching those pearls. You know you want to see this listing. You will not be disappointed.
This most zaddy-licious home is located in Nevada. I really love this word.
This four-bedroom, two-and-a-half-bathroom house is located at 2141 Madrid Drive, Sparks, Nevada. The home has 3,741 square feet and zaddy is asking $875K. I know this may not be the best photo of the home but that is not what I want to bring to your attention. Only a zaddy daddy would paint the boulders in his yard gold. This is what we call in the writing business “foreshadowing.”
I know, I know, that is a really, extremely gold room. The roman motif plays heavily in the décor. A shocker I know.
Uh-oh. “SPQR” is taking this up a notch as are the golden urns atop the cabinets.
It is a state law in Nevada that every home is required to have a bust of Elvis draped in a gold toga. Look it up if you do not believe me. It should go without saying that Elvis was the original zaddy. I digress.
Even the screw covers that hold the commode in place are gold. In all my years of going to home improvement stores, I have never seen gold screw covers. The commitment is incredible.
Now this photo really brings home the essence of a zaddy. Not only do the busts have gold hair but this guy owns a bedazzled blue coat and apparently found an unbelievable sale on dog food. But you did not unclutch your pearls for dog food.
My father, even the oscillating fan is gold.
Soak it in my people, soak it in.
There are gold bars around the hot tub. There are gold chalices on the other side of the hot tub. The statue of the penultimate zaddy has a gold fig leaf on his lower region. The plants bring new meaning to the term “gold leaf.”
You just know Steve believes his zaddy status is equal to Adonis.
But in our hearts, we know he is probably more on par with the zaddy daddy of all time.
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