So, full disclosure, until this week my only exposure to Pinellas Park, Florida, involved their law enforcement.
To be clear, I wasn’t locked up or cuffed, but lord, after this story about the hot cops of Pinellas Park, I really contemplated a life of crime for a hot minute.
Today’s Wednesday WTF, however, is the metaphorical cold shower cutting us off at the pass, before we get to Thirsty (lawd, have you seen them?) Thursday.
See, this house on Zillow may be a nice house, but we’ll never know by the photos because literally, they’re the most random photos ever and because the photos that are of the actual rooms do not showcase the house well at all.
It’s like one of those posts your friend does in the middle of the night on Facebook where she says, “Show me the 15th photo in your phone and I’ll give you a number and you can play on your wall.”
What results is a random, weird, and confusing collection of photos that leave you wondering if you should laugh or look away.
“Stilt house … you can see everything .. easy to have people .. both neighbors are vets .. directly across from the basket ball courts and very close to base ball field and volley ball sand,” the listing reads.
This house has everything.
A front door.
Is viewable from the basketball court.
A random collection of debris.
A keypad.
And even a — hold onto your britches — an over-the-shower shelf, for when you think, “Man, I want to store my shampoo somewhere, but I also want to have to pull the shower curtain back and soak the floor to get to it with my abnormally long arms.”
And then, of course, I just had to turn my computer off and have a lie down after I saw the kitchen.
So, if anything, this is a testament to why it’s important to hire a Realtor. A Realtor would’ve said, “Oh honey, no. We need to clean. We need to stage. We need a real photographer. We need to not bring the neighbors into this.”
Want to see more? Why (but OK, here you go)? Tell us where you’d start with this listing in the comments, and no, you may not say, “bulldozer.”
