Spoiler Alert: I am going to be discussing the TV masterpiece known as Breaking Bad. If you have not seen the show then stop reading this and take a moment for some deep self-reflection and look at the direction in which your life is heading.
Spoiler Alert: the fact that you have missed this show means your priorities are out of whack, yo.
In short, chemistry teacher Walter White becomes a world-renowned cooker of crystal meth so he can leave his family financially secure when he dies from his recent cancer diagnosis. He teams up with Jesse Pinkman, a lovable, yet easy-to-manipulate former student to help cook and distribute said meth.
The biggest issue Jesse and Walt had throughout the series was having a secure place to cook. They had to avoid Hank, Walt’s DEA brother-in-law, which meant they typically had to cook somewhere in the desert. That meant they were relegated to cooking in an undependable RV named “The Krystal Ship.”
Spoiler Alert: If Breaking Bad‘s stars, Jesse and Walt, would have had a reliable place to cook their meth with little risk of getting caught then they would not have made bad decisions to get involved with distributors such as Tuco Salamanca, Krazy-8, or the notorious Gustavo Fring. With character names like that, you should be embarrassed to have not watched this series. Enough about you, let us proceed.
This three-bedroom and four-and-a-half-bath home is located at 4267 E Juniper Drive, Yucca, Arizona. It has 3,247 square feet and the owners are asking $929K. The best part of the house is that the stucco blends in perfectly with the desert sand. There’s no place better to film a Breaking Bad sequel than this, folks.
Spoiler Alert: You Need to Finish Out the House
According to the description, “inner walls framed, plumbed, all wiring, radiant floor heating plumbed in floor, wired for mini split, low-E window, some appliances… Much of the needed construction materials are on site & included.”
Yeah, much like Skylar, Walt’s wife, I would be filling my glass and getting out but she never had Walt’s vision.
The house comes with 200 acres and is most definitely off the grid. This is a dream come true for Jesse and Walt. With 200 acres they could get some cattle and instead of looking like meth cooks, they would be cattle ranchers.
As you can see there is plenty of room for Jesse and Walt to have tanks and tanks of methylamine. The property is powered by solar, it comes with a backup generator and there is a 2,400-square-foot shop with its own septic well. The guys would not want to get that crystal meth smell in a house they have just finished. This place is perfect!
But wait, there is more.
What good meth lab would not have top-notch video surveillance so they know when someone is coming?
The pièce de résistance included with the sale is a 1986 Fleetwood Regal 34 travel trailer, a Kubota tractor, a crane truck, and a flatbed trailer. It is absolutely perfect for the guys when they want to go deeper into the desert to cook. Should the trailer get stuck in a ditch then they have everything they need to get it out without seeking outside assistance and risking getting caught. This was another issue Jesse and Walt encountered during the series.
So there you go, yo. Jesse and Walt’s perfect domicile for cooking crystal meth.
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