When it comes to movie villains, few compare to Lex Luthor. To be specific, I am talking about the Gene Hackman version of Lex Luthor from the 1978 Superman movie.
Hackman’s Lex Luthor was phenomenal. The character was charismatic, flinty, and he appreciated the value of real estate. He was a true visionary. His plan was to wipe out the California coast line so the worthless tracts of desert he bought for a dime would become the new West Coast.
It did not matter that he was bald or wore an ascot. The man had panache and a vision.
Now I know the younger generation thinks Thanos, from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, is the ultimate movie villain because he wanted to eliminate millions of people with the snap of his fingers because the earth is overpopulated. Overpopulation, really? Thanos is simply a diva who has to have all the jewels so he can destroy half of humanity. He is more Thumbos than Thanos if you ask me.
I digress.
Lex Luthor was going to make a killing in the real estate market and still kill millions of people. I think we can all agree that everyone reading Daltxrealestate.com can respect someone who does well in real estate. And why was Lex Luthor’s plan solid? He knows the first rule of real estate: location, location, location.
Take his Park Avenue address. Any one of us would love to own the paradise Lex Luthor had on Park Avenue. A massive swimming pool, palm trees, a devoted servant, Lex Luthor had it all. Granted it was 200 feet below Park Avenue but remember, it is about location, location, location.
Case in point, the house featured in this week’s column.
This underground home is nowhere near Park Avenue.
This home is located at 2708 4th Ave NW, Great Falls, Montana. It has three bedrooms, one bathroom and is just over 1,100 square feet. The owners are asking $135K.
Okay, everybody ready to do some spelunking?
You know how I know Lex Luthor does not live here? Lex Luthor would never have a Formica table top and all his dining room chairs would match.
He also would not keep his push broom, snow shovel and yard tools in the foyer. Yes, yes, I know I am being generous by calling the corner between the front door and the cabinets the foyer.
Wait, I have seen this furniture before…
Ahh yes, the mole people have sofas like this.
On to the bedroom.
Imagine laying in bed staring at the ceiling and pondering when exactly it will collapse and whether you will be able to dig yourself out before you suffocate.
The only thing that makes sense in this room is the roll of duct tape and the can of WD-40. Those two items alone solve the majority of home repair issues. Even this home, right Lex?
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